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Chicken is mah fa-a-vor-it [May. 20th, 2005|09:21 pm]
The pen is mightier than the sword.
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The World Makes Chicken and We live In It, An Epic Poem
(That means its really long)
Poets: Jazvid and Maurgil

Chicken is mah fa-a-vor-it
I love to dance with chickens
I love to sit on chickens
and listen to them squak
while they peck my butt
Squak chicken squak
I love living in this world of
flattened chickens
Thw smoke rises from
the chimney a chicken
is being cooked.
I want a chicken brace-a-let
With authentic chicken
beak.
Be jealous for i have
a chicken brace-a-let
You! Fool!
The dark sunglasses rest
upon the chickens head
the chick's radio station
plays at night while I sleep
Bogk bogk bogk bogk bogk bogk
Paper mache chicken
dance atop my computer
staring with its sunglasses
scooby bring flowers to
the angry chicken
the chicken pecks the
eyes of the stupid president
elect Jeff Gold for Chickentown council!
Beowulf eats chicken
run Beowulf into the chicken's
house
the chick likes Kofi but not coffee
the clouds part and the CHICKEN
REIGNTH SUPREME!
Photograph the chicken's shadow
don't let Japan take our chickens
take the cows...not!
The chicken protects the cows
from Japan with its large wing span
for the chickn is bra-rave.
Medieval England had chickens
and they were born with swords
and armour like terminator.
Guess what lives in the medieval closet?
YOU! FOOL!
Chickens we say!

Chickens were at the alamo
Rosy the riveter loved chickens.
The chicken eats rivets
Yes fool! Rosy's rivets!
In the fall the chicken goes
hunting on horseback.
NAUGHTY CHICKEN NAUGHTY CHICKEN
WHO TEASES ME!
I CAN TURN A SAINT INTO
A CHICKEN WHEN I WANT TO.
The next PRESIDENT of the U.S.
and Zimbobwe is a chicken!
A female chicken a
HEN! Idiot! A HEN!
The chick feathers turn
into dredlocks as the summer
goes on.
Twinkies eat chicken
we shall kill the chickens!
The chicken shops at
Caldors.
You will shop at Caldors
forever.
Spiral Notebooks should be made
from chicken.
Tasty notebooks. Mmmm.
The chicken plays basketball
with Magic Johnson.
Larry is afraid of chickens
Dont try to fool me with that
rubber chicken.
MJ likes to touch little
roosters.
We love the chicken!
Love the chicken!
NOW!
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: hearts_are_cold
2005-05-21 03:01 am (UTC)
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS EPIC POEM! IT MAKES ME HAPPY!
"the clouds part and the CHICKEN
REIGNTH SUPREME!" and and and "NAUGHTY CHICKEN NAUGHTY CHICKEN
WHO TEASES ME!
I CAN TURN A SAINT INTO
A CHICKEN WHEN I WANT TO."

LMFAO OMG OMG THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVERRRRRRRRRRRR! IN THE HISTORY OF EVERNESS!!!
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From: jazzercat
2005-05-21 03:51 am (UTC)
lmfao ty ty i jazvid and maurgil appreciate ur love for our epic poem. lmao. i knew ud like it
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